Memoirs

Everyone is writing memoirs these days and to be honest I really do not give a rats’ ass about the lives of celebrities who have done nothing for society except for existing. However, Eminem’s memoir is the only one I took the time to read because he just brings awesome to a whole new level. He actually wrote it himself unlike Paris Hilton who can’t string two words together to make a proper sentence. The only words she does know is “like”, “like”, and “like”. I can feel my brain cells depleting just thinking of her. She must have paid a hell of a lot of money for someone else to write a coherent memoir about how she does absolutely nothing because God knows she couldn’t do it herself. If you’re going tow write a memoir WRITE IT YOURSELF. If you have someone else writing it for you then it’s not really considered a memoir now is it? So technically your memoir is a lie and lying pisses me the fuck off. 

I mean what makes them so darn special that they think they can write a memoir? (other than they can and are famous...that doesn’t count)Everyone has done something they can write about and everyone has their own set of issues. Memoirs are fine if you 1) write it yourself 2) have done something worth writing about rather than writing nonsense no one cares about.  For example, I don’t care that Paris Hilton has a dog named Tinkerbell and that she dressed the poor thing up in ridiculous outfits. That dog has to be dead now right? Ghost writing does sound fun (probably because of the huge sums of money you’re getting) but at the same time it would be super annoying because you are not the one getting recognized for your hard work. 

It’s not like there aren’t any good memoirs out there. You have Eminem’s memoir which I mentioned in the first paragraph. And then you have yet to read Memoirs of a Geisha which I have not read but heard it was a good book and a movie so I may read that.